plot twist: your crush likes you too
Doctor Who the hell cares
"so do you have a boyfriend?"
I begin to sweat, fumbling. I’m trying to shove them back into my pockets but it’s too late. thousands upon thousands of pictures of godzilla spill from my hands and into the floor, covered in kiss marks. there are so many.
my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
Jennifer Aniston’s reaction when they randomly started playing the Friends theme song during the We’re the Millers gag reel
what a great deal
must be their big blow out sale
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