kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
Mara: Yay it’s art class, I can’t wait. I need to relax and decompress because Noah Shaw won’t stop being a sexy shit and making me feel things
Noah: I wanna watch you draw.
Mara: No you’re distracting.
Noah: I won’t be, I promise.
Mara: Ok fine.
Noah: *flashes subsitute teacher a brilliant smile* *stands up in front of the class* *sits on a stool* *starts to take shirt off* SO I AM YOUR LIVE MODEL TODAY, CLASS
Another dinner spent all baaa myself.
sometimes my family is around me while i’m on tumblr and i don’t really know how to explain to them what i’m looking at
i honestly thought this was supposed to be a live-action recreation of the emeperors new groove
You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.
What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.
this deserve so many notes
This is so uplifting
how to give a handjob:
1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released
I want to talk to you but my face
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying
Someone-elsies: when someone else takes a picture of you.
i need a paid break from life
I’m sorry but… LGBTQIA?? I just had to copy-paste that because it’s sooo long. LOL
Why? Why do queers have to make this so difficult? I mean, could you pick a more fake and unnecessarily long name for yourselves?
Funny how you say LGBTQIA is “too long and fake sounding,” but there you are on your blog all like
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